| As we welcome the New Year, let us embrace it with open hearts and minds. May it be a year of harmony, understanding, and prosperity for all. Happy New Year! |
| A new year is like a blank book, and the pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Make every moment count. Wish you a very Happy New Year! |
| As the New Year dawns, let us celebrate the achievements of the past and welcome the opportunities of the future. Wishing you a prosperous and successful New Year! |
| Salons always have hair on the floor. Garages always have oil on the floor. Banks, what is your problem? |
| What do you mean that a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? |
| Banta: How long have you been working at that office? Santa: Ever since they threatened to fire me! |
| Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion... They say he will be given a tough sentence! |
| Girl: I need to lose weight. Pappu: Puja Kiya Karo. Girl: Puja? Why? Pappu: Puja Karogi Toh Bhakti Mein 'Lean' Ho Jaogi! |
| Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman. Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman. Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! |
| Teacher: Why does a cow eat grass? . . . Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota! |