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![Interviewer: How long did you work during your last job?<br/>
Candidate: 40 Years<br/>
Interviewer: What's your age?<br/>
Candidate: 30 Years<br/>
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?<br/>
Candidate: Overtime!]()
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Candidate: 40 Years
Interviewer: What's your age?
Candidate: 30 Years
Interviewer: You are 30 and have 40 years of experience. How is that possible?
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![For the James Bond fans:<br/>
James Bond: Beta, Kitni Percentage Aayi?<br/>
Son: 95%... 38.95%...]()
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![What's the difference between a simple person and a pizza?<br/>
One is easy to cheat on, the other is cheesy to eat!]()
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![Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!]()
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Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! -
![I don't trust parents who don't cuss.<br/>
There's no way you can have kids and not swear!]()
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![Wife: We'll talk about it when I'm not angry at you.<br/>
Me: When is that, next year?]()
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![I hate when people confuse education with intelligence.<br/>
You can have a Master's degree and still be an idiot!]()
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![Today is one special day where I get to tell you how much I appreciate your presence in my life. You are truly a source of happiness for me.<br/>
Happy birthday dear sister!]()
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![Fathers are real superheroes. They may not have superpowers but they always have a super heart and a super spirit.<br/>
Happy Father's Day to all Dads!]()
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![Thank you for always being the shield that protects us from sorrow and despair.<br/>
We feel so blessed for having such a wonderful father.<br/>
Happy Father's Day!]()
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We feel so blessed for having such a wonderful father.
Happy Father's Day!
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