I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y! |
I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig. It was a small price toupee! |
Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are! |
Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other, irritate each other, but can't live without each other! |
If flowers weren't loved seasons would never shed them so gracefully! |
Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. Good Morning! |
The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang. And the husband is now isolated! |
A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident. Lawyer: How did you cause the accident? Man: Which accident? Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now. Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you! |
Pro Tip: You can know all the things wrong about you from your wife by simply forgetting her birthday! |
Various researchers and studies found that if women sleep long hours, it reduces brain strokes, blood pressure, diabetes and heart attacks in men! |