| It's never too late or early to go to sleep! |
| Men don't need a day, they're cool with Happy Hours! #Women'sDay |
| What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu? For one, you need tweetment and the other oinkment! |
| The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers! |
| True Friends are those rare people, who come to find you in dark places, and lead you back to the light! |
| You don't always get what you wish for, but you get what you work for! |
| One day or day one. You decide! |
| Try to develop 5 things: A mind which never minds; A heart which never hurts; A brain which never drains; A Touch which never pains; And A Relation which never ends. Have a Nice Weekend! |
| Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'? Santa: Fauji - Surgical Babu - Sir Ji, Kal! |
| Wife: Kab Tak Pyaar Karoge? Husband: Tub Tak! |
