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  • I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk!
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    I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk!
  • Everyone is addicted to sleeping and being tired is just a withdrawal symptom!
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    Everyone is addicted to sleeping and being tired is just a withdrawal symptom!
  • On this International Women's Day, remember that as a woman, all life spring from you. So look at the world and smile. For without you, there would be no life. <br/>
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    On this International Women's Day, remember that as a woman, all life spring from you. So look at the world and smile. For without you, there would be no life.
    Happy Women's Day!
  • Short women are pretty. <br/>
tall women are beautiful. <br/>
Fat women are cute. <br/>
Thin women are sweet. <br/>
Fair women are attractive. <br/>
Dark women are gorgeous. <br/>

Moral: Women are perfect in all aspects of appearance and the most beautiful gift of God. <br/>

1st March to 8th March, celebrate Women's week with the lovely and pretty women! <br/>
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    Short women are pretty.
    tall women are beautiful.
    Fat women are cute.
    Thin women are sweet.
    Fair women are attractive.
    Dark women are gorgeous.
    Moral: Women are perfect in all aspects of appearance and the most beautiful gift of God.
    1st March to 8th March, celebrate Women's week with the lovely and pretty women!
    Happy Women's Day!
  • Move in silence only speak when it's time to say checkmate!
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    Move in silence only speak when it's time to say checkmate!
  • Your energy is contagious. Either you affect people or you infect people. <br/>
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    Your energy is contagious. Either you affect people or you infect people.
    Good Evening!
  • To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.<br/>
You have my Word!Upload to Facebook
    To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
    You have my Word!
  • I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!Upload to Facebook
    I was going to give you a nasty look... but I see you already have one!
  • Punjabi Bhi Kamaal Hain, Pehle Sardi Ke Ek Mahine Garam Kapde Nahin Pehnte; <br/>
Aur Phir Garmi Shuru Hone Par, Ek Mahina Garam Kapde Nahi Utarte!Upload to Facebook
    Punjabi Bhi Kamaal Hain, Pehle Sardi Ke Ek Mahine Garam Kapde Nahin Pehnte;
    Aur Phir Garmi Shuru Hone Par, Ek Mahina Garam Kapde Nahi Utarte!
  • My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake!Upload to Facebook
    My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake!
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