| You know you've won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your grammar! |
| I've never met a group of people more worried about their PRIVACY than the people on Facebook who share EVERYTHING about themselves! |
| The most powerful force in the universe is SMS, FB and Whatsapp gossip! |
| Facebook, Twitter or Whatsapp ko toh log aise hi badnam karte hein, . . . . . . . . . Asli taqleef to fake ID deti hai! |
| Sometimes I wonder if there is such a thing as true love, and then I remember my love for Facebook! |
| Yesterday, I wasted my time on Facebook... only Mark Zuckerburg liked it! |
| My friend posted "Facebook has killed the art of Communication".
. .. ... .... I 'Liked' the post! |
| I think I should work for a 'Fence' company... I am really good at putting up 'Posts'! |
| Arz Kiya Hai: Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya; Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya; . .. ... Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook Pe Block Kar Diya! |
| Facebook's 'Seen' and Whatsapp's "Last Seen" were designed to make everyone single! |