| Filthy rich people and politicians eat a "Banana Republic" for breakfast. |
| Superstorm Sandy: In the Middle East, all storms are Sandy! |
| A sudden rush of Congress politicians was reported across the blood banks of Delhi on Saturday, looking to replace their own with young blood. |
| The Economic Times should consider awarding Gadkari's driver as the "Business Person of the Year"! |
| Average age of new UPA2 cabinet after "young blood" infusion is 65 yrs 1 month. Earlier, 65 yrs 8 month. Wow, what a huge difference! |
| Sonia: You should be prepared for a bigger role. Rahul: Bigger role? Why do you want me to do a bigger role when all UPA ministers are denying any role in everything that happens! |
| When you convert Rs.50 lakhs into Rs.300 crores, you are called Vadra. When you do the opposite, you are called Mallya. The difference is in chasing the right woman! |
| Titanic>Iceberg = Gandhis>Vadra |
| Congress to honour Salman Khurshid for minimizing corruption from lacs of crores to mere a few lacs. Jaspal Bhatti |
| Chowmein behind rising rapes: Khap Dabur soon to launch 'Chowmeinprash' in Haryana villages. |