| Rajnikanth killed the dead sea. |
| Rajnikanth killed Spiderman using anti-bug spray. |
| Rajnikanth can strangle with a cordless phone. |
| Aliens do indeed exist. They are simply avoiding Rajnikanth. |
| Rajnikanth can build a snowman out of rain. |
| The earth was set on the axial point. It tilted when Rajnikanth was born. |
| We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Rajnikanth. |
| Rajnikanth gave the Joker those scars. |
| Rajnikanth kicked the hole out of the black hole. |
| Rajnikanth doesn`t need a visa to travel abroad, he just jumps from the tallest building in Chennai and holds himself in the air while the earth rotates. |