| You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, I have that font. |
| When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye. |
| A picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 1,000 times the memory. |
| Dancing is the perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. |
| A clean house is a sign of no Internet Connection. |
| I hate it when I'm singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. |
| Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music. |
| Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. |
| If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working? |
| If one sketches pictures of suspects for a living, does this make him a con artist? |