Funny Graffiti

  • My Chinese friend died last week. So Yung.
  • I can't decide whether I should be a good example or a horrible warning!
  • If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
  • Polo for sale. In mint condition.
  • An 'egotist' a person more interested in himself than in me.
  • Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • A successful diet clinic is that which takes our breadth away.
  • My days are backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.
  • I know my limit... until I start drinking.
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