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I can hear music coming from my printer. I think the paper's jamming again. -
![Now that I'm in debt, I'm a collectors' item.]()
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A last - minute race for a Christmas gift usually ends in a tie. -
Don't honk, Pray - I don't have a driver's license. -
![Save face - keep the lower half of it shut.]()
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![The light at the end of the tunnel - are the front lights of a train.]()
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Today cheek-to-cheek dancing has dropped about three feet. -
Professionalist women? I've never met an amateur. -
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others! -
Forty - The age when a woman stops patting herself on the back and begins under the chin.
