Drive carefully - It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. |
It's bad luck to be superstitious. |
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. |
Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. |
I used to leave sentences unfinished but now I |
When two egotists meet, it'a an I for an I. |
Do gun manuals have a trouble-shooting section? |
Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long. |
I say NO to alcohol, but it just doesn't listen! |
Did you hear about the army pastry chef two desserted? |