| The future isn't what it used to be |
| Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies |
| Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop. |
| One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes... Make it worth watching. |
| By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it. |
| Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead. |
| Just about the time we think we can make both ends meet, somebody moves the ends. |
| Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. |
| When I release the guilt of the past and the worries of the future, I am joyful in the present. |
| There are some days I practice positive thinking. And other days I'm not positive, I am thinking. |