| Life sucks, but Death swallows! |
| You never get a second chance to make a first impression |
| Life isn't always fair, but it shouldn't cheat that much |
| If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. |
| You are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks |
| Trust is like virginity. U lose it once & that's it. |
| Life is a do-it-yourself project. |
| Life isn't always fair but it shouldn't cheat THAT much. |
| Never make forecasts, especially about the future. |
| Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for your old age |