| Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. |
| A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life. |
| There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who get binary and those who don't. |
| All my life I wanted to be someone. I guess I should have been more specific. |
| The future isn't what is used to be. |
| If you don't learn from your mistakes, there's no sense making them. |
| Most people aim at nothing in life and hit it with amazing accuracy. |
| Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer, then you find there is nothing in it. |
| You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life. |
| Enjoy yourself. These are the 'good old days' you're going to miss in the years ahead. |