| May you live all the days of your life. |
| The end of the day is near when small men make long shadows. |
| Often it is fatal to live too long. |
| Let face facts, shall we? There is a very real possibility that this could also be the *last* day of the rest of your life. |
| Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids! |
| Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's. |
| Behind every successful man stands a woman waiting for his job. |
| Don't take life seriously, it is not permanent. |
| Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive. |