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Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole. -
![Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes.]()
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You don't get to choose how you're going to die... only how you're going to live. -
![The fear of death keeps us from living, not from dying.]()
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![Life is a ticket to the greatest show on earth.]()
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![My goal in life is to survive. Everything else is just a bonus.]()
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![When life gives you bullshit, package it and sell manure.]()
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Sometimes the things one says 'sarcastically' are what one really is feeling deep down. -
Death is nature's way of telling you it's time to slow down. -
Mature, but don't grow up.
