| Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. |
| Rumors are the sauce of a dry life. |
| Life's a bitch. But, then, consider the alternative. |
| If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved. |
| Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. |
| Sometimes I like people; other times, they don't agree with what I'm saying. |
| Life without you is like a broken pencil... there's no point. |
| The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. |
| Life is tough but it's tougher when you're stupid. |
| The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. |