| Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. |
| Drama is like life with the dull bits cut out. |
| The trouble with life is there's no background music. |
| I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. |
| Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. |
| Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities. |
| Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you. |
| Kindness is the oil that takes the friction out of life! |
| Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. |
| If I had known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself. |