| Things always look better when you can't see them. |
| Seven days without laughter makes one weak. |
| A joke never gains an enemy, but often loses a friend. |
| Anger is one letter short of danger. |
| Don't just learn the tricks of the trade. Learn the trade. |
| To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved |
| I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on somebody else. |
| There's a big difference between good sound reasons, and reasons that sound good. |
| Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. |
| Everything comes to he who waits - providing he has either infinite patience or infinite wealth. |