| Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world. |
| Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver. |
| You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing. |
| Some people will believe anything if it is whispered. |
| Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water. |
| There's no such thing as nonexistence. |
| Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? |
| If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport, the Terminal ? |
| Criminal is a guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught. |
| Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. |