| How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass? |
| Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. |
| Miser is a person who lives poor so that he can die rich. |
| The best way to avoid a car accident is to travel by bus. |
| Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed. |
| Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. |
| Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. |
| It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature. |
| If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? |
| If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time. |