| No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. |
| There's one in every crowd and they always find me. |
| Her kisses left something to be desired - the rest of her. |
| You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it |
| I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. |
| I can handle pain until it hurts. |
| Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic. |
| Money can't buy love; but it can rent a very close imitation. |
| Love is like an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. |
| Love: the only game that two can play and both can win. |