| Love is man's illusion, that one woman differs from another. |
| God must love stupid people, he made so many of them. |
| May we kiss those we please and please those we kiss. |
| Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. |
| They wouldn't call it a crush if it didn't hurt. |
| Kiss me twice I'm schizophrenic. |
| Love is photogenic, it needs darkness to develop. |
| You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it |
| Love is forever, only the partners change |
| The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling |