| My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
| Women admire a man because he is strong , but they love him for his weaknesses. |
| If love is blind, how will she find me? |
| True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen. |
| Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. |
| Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another. |
| I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. |
| True love doesn’t have a happy ending. True love doesn’t have an ending! |
| Love means nothing in tennis, but it's everything in life. |
| I'd rather be hated for who I am then be loved for who I'm not. |