| Perception rules the world. If you don't believe me, I'm wrong. |
| Power means not having to respond. |
| Stupidity is a personal achievement which transcends national boundaries. |
| He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool. |
| Those who do not follow are dragged. |
| Anyone can handle a crisis. It's everyday living that kills you. |
| U can't win a woman just the once & be done with it; you have to humiliate yourself again & again. |
| It's ok to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones. |
| The good news is that the bad news is not much worse than usual. |
| A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. |