| If you lend someone Rs 500, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it. |
| The curse of being the last one at the party is paying the check. |
| IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. |
| Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana. |
| An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. |
| If "money" is utilised to save "time" then it is the best way to spend! |
| Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. |
| Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? |
| Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. |
| You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. |