| After a man pays his income tax, he knows how a cow feels after she's been milked. |
| Luxury is a necessity that begins where necessity ends. |
| Money isn't everything but it's way ahead of whatever's in second place. |
| The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor. |
| Debt is one way of proving that it's possible to have less than nothing. |
| The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it. |
| Money may be the root of all evil, but greed is the fertilizer. |
| Taxation is little more than legalized extortion. |
| Donate money. Support my fight against materialism. |
| Don't lend people money, it gives them amnesia. |