| I don't want to be a millionaire. I just want to live like one. |
| The best way to attract money is to give the appearance of having it. |
| Everyone thinks everyone else has money. |
| Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. |
| I know a man who says he's going to invest his money in taxes - it's the only sure thing to go up. |
| Taxes are not designed to be fair, they're designed to raise money. |
| By the time you finish paying all your taxes, about all you have left is a receipt. |
| Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire. |
| Money isn't everything, but it keeps the kids in touch! |
| You really can't beat the game. If you earn anything, it's minus taxes. If you buy anything it's plus taxes. |