| Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. |
| It's not how old you are, but how you are old. |
| The truth depends on whose lies you listen to. |
| Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess. |
| Nobody ever drowned in his own sweat. |
| The best way to avoid growing old is not to be born so soon. |
| Frustration is not having anyone else to blame but one's self. |
| People cannot go wrong, if you don't let them. They cannot go right, unless you let them. |
| Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. |
| Never underestimate the power of stupidity. |