| Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about. |
| There's no virtue in consistency if you're consistently wrong. |
| Nobody notices what I do until I don't do it. |
| A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool. |
| Exceptions always outnumber rules. |
| Sex is like credit - some get it, some don't. |
| The most welcome person is the one who knows when to go |
| The test of good manners is to be patient with the bad ones |
| If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something |
| People will believe most anything that is whispered to another. |