Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory! |
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. |
Don't take life seriously, until you're sick. |
Dyslexia means never having to say that you're YRROS! |
Velcro is sure a rip-off! |
Man who want pretty nurse must be patient. |
Patience - What you have when you don't know what to do next. |
Stable relationships are for horses. |
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. |
If you run like your mouth, you'd be in good shape. |