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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. -
The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast. -
You can't be late until you show up. -
Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes. -
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces! -
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Cocaine is never a solution. Unless, of course, you dissolve it in water. -
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Half-drunk is a waste of money.
