| A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. |
| Isn't it strange that a group of very intelligent individuals combined into a political party become collectively dumb? |
| A government is a large-scale operation with too many small-scale minds. |
| I either want less corruption, or more chances to participate in it. |
| A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. |
| It is not against the law to be stupid, but it is stupid to be against the law. |
| It is possible to get the majority of electoral votes without getting the majority of popular votes. |
| Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people |
| Politicians are like diapers and need to be changed for the same reason. |
| Politics is war without bloodshed, while war is politics with bloodshed. |