| Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. |
| A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office. |
| A politician is someone who makes no sense in a very convincing manner. |
| Crime has already been organised. Now it's up to the police. |
| After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance. |
| Politicians deal with the problems which would not exist if they did not exist. |
| A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. |
| The trouble with political jokes is that they get elected. |
| My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. |
| We've got the best government, money can buy. |