| It's not the people who are in prison that worry me. It's the people who aren't. |
| Politics: Poly (many) + ticks (bloodsucking parasites). |
| To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. |
| Honest politician: One who, when bought, stays bought. |
| Don't steal, the government hates competition. |
| It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies; the other half is ruined by the truth. |
| A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray. |
| A counterfeiter is locked up for trying to follow a good example. |
| Politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. |
| A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge! |