| The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. |
| Mummys who take vacation, will relax and unwind. |
| I fell out of the family tree. |
| Lies may be easier to tell and hear, but they don't make the truth disappear. |
| A wrong relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single. |
| The more you show your feelings, the more people can find ways to hurt you. |
| Relationships are like obese people, they hardly work out. |
| Honk if you love peace and quiet. |
| Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives. |
| Children are a great comfort in your old age and they help you reach it faster, too. |