| God always gives his best to those who leave the choice to Him. |
| A healthy nature needs no God or immortality. |
| Beauty is God's handwriting. |
| Laughter is the Goddess's hand on the shoulder of a troubled world. |
| Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors. |
| All saints have past and all sinners have a future. |
| God has Alzheimer's disease; he's forgotten that we exist. |
| The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. |
| What we need are less needs. |
| God speaks to us in hunches |