| Success is relative- the more success, the more relatives. |
| No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan. |
| If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta test. |
| People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan. |
| If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. |
| Success is very relative term, because it brings so many relatives. |
| If at first, you don't succeed, does it depress you that no one is surprised? |
| If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? |
| Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. |