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A clear conscience makes a soft pillow. -
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Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out. -
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in huge bills. -
No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things. -
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. -
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Be careful - the toes you step on today may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow! -
Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. -
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