A woman with a well-stocked toy drawer isn't dependent on anyone and is unlikely to hurl herself at a lowlife just for nooky. |
Anal sex has one serious advantage: there are few cinematic precedents that instruct either party how they should look. The Book of Shadows |
If you're going to have sex with an animal, always make it a horse. That way, if things don't work out, at least you know you've got a ride home. |
You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view. |
The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it. Truman Capote |
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Anonymous |
Were kisses all the joys in bed; One woman would another wed. William Shakespeare |
It's so long since I had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom. Joan Rivers |
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. Woody Allen |
At the heart of pornography is sexuality haunted by its own disappearance. Jean Baudrillard |