Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life is the other way around. The British Museum Is Falling Down, 1965 |
Writing a novel is like making love, but it's also like having a tooth pulled. Pleasure and pain. Sometimes it's like making love while having a tooth pulled. |
Hosting the Oscars is like making love to a beautiful woman - it's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal's out of town. |
I'm a secretive bastard. I would never let anybody watch me painting... it would be like somebody watching you have sex - painting is that personal to me. |
Publishing a sophisticated men's magazine seemed to me the best possible way of fulfilling a dream I'd been nurturing ever since I was a teenager: to get laid a lot. |
I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One". And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time. |
Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences. |
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. |
To speak of morals in art is to speak of legislature in sex. Art is the sex of the imagination. |
There are two things people want more than sex and money... recognition and praise. |