| The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision. Lynn Lavner |
| It seems to me that the real clue to your sex-orientation lies in your romantic feelings rather than in your sexual feelings. If you are really gay, you are able to fall in love with a man, not just enjoy having sex with him. Christopher Isherwood |
| `Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.` Rodney Dangerfield |
| My urges to write poetry are lesbian, but whatever compels me to prose is straight. Agavé Powers |
| Lesbianism has always seemed to me an extremely inventive response to a shortage of men, but otherwise not worth the trouble. Nora Ephron |
| My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard for him to come out of the closet. Bill Kelly |
| No government has the right to tell its citizens when or whom to love. The only queer people are those who don't love anybody. Rita Mae Brown |
| Girls who put out are tramps. Girls who don't are ladies. This is, however, a rather archaic usage of the word. Should one of you boys happen upon a girl who doesn't put out, do not jump to the conclusion that you have found a lady. What you have probably found is a Lesbian. Fran Lebowitz |
| If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with "Let's Make a Deal." Fran Lebowitz |
| If Michelangelo had been straight, the Sistine Chapel would have been wallpapered. Robin Tyler |