| As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. Joseph Francis |
| I can't help looking gay. I put on a dress and people say, "Who's the dyke in the dress?" Karen Ripley |
| Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two categories - fag and straight. Gore Vidal |
| People sometimes think I'm gay because I once played a gay in a movie. It's funny. Audiences don't think you're a murderer if you play a murderer, but they do think you're gay if you play a gay. Perry King |
| No matter how far in or out of the closet you are, you still have a next step. Anonymous |
| It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain. Francis Maude |
| We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. Robin Williams. |
| Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield |