| The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him. Helen Rowland |
| You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. Mae West |
| "My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects." Les Dawson |
| Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time. Ian Fleming |
| Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat. Oscar Wilde |
| In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female. Cyril Connolly |
| No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. Helen Rowland |
| Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George F. Burns |
| I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life. Mitch Hedberg |
| Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault. Mae West |