| Anatomy is something everybody's got but sure looks better on a woman. Anonymous |
| You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin |
| Women have half the money and all the Pussy and still are not happy. Anonymous |
| According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do
undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Jay Leno |
| Women's creed: Men are like linoleum. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for 20 years. Anonymous |
| Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache. Anonymous |
| Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her. Anonymous |
| I don't care where you take me, just take me... Angela |
| Let thy maid servant be faithful, strong, and homely. Ben Franklin |
| Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. Anonymous |