| I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties. Michael Caine |
| I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' Emo Philips |
| I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me. Jimmy Carter |
| Women react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself. Bernard Le Bovier Fontenelle |
| Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress? Prince Charles |
| The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones. Chanakya |