Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartache makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you forget any of that crap! |
You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey? That's your soul healing! |
Never depend on someone else to make you happy. That's what Beer is for! |
To me `Drink Responsibly` means don't spill it! |
Scientists have invented Milk Powder, Coffee Powder, Soup Powder, and Energy Drink Powder but forgot the most important one... . . . . . . . Whiskey Powder! |
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust. When life is a b*tch, beer is a must! |
Today I learned that the average person consumes 9 alcoholic drinks in a week. Today I also learned that I am above average! |
You know that burning sensation in your throat when you drink whiskey? That's just your soul healing! |
A therapist set a half glass of whiskey in front of a patient and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist. The patient drank it and answered, "Neither. I am a problem solver!" |
I have never seen an Alcohol company using a drunk person for any advert. Are they ashamed of their customers? |