| My loins are full of anguish. Bible |
| I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me. Signourney Weaver |
| The orgasm has replaced the cross as the focus of longing and fulfillment. Malcolm Muggeridge |
| You can kill a lifetime without feeling anything but skin. Chuck Palahniuk |
| Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis is tiny and he cannot spell. Erica Jong |
| I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms... my entire body is hairless. Kim Kardashian |
| Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to waste time talking about mine? I don't think so. Keira Knightley |
| Not that big. It doesn't have to be that big, just big enough to excite me. Angela |
| If y'all can hold it in one hand, I ain't the least bit interested. Anonymous |
| "How tall are you?" "Six foot seven." "Let's forget about the six feet and talk about the seven inches." Mae West |