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~ Jarod KintzIf I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now.
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~ Sean MoreyMen wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. -
~ Marilyn MonroeThe trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any. -
~ Joan RiversI've got no bosoms. In Africa they want to name an underdeveloped nation after me. -
![If we actually find advanced life on another planet I wonder whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are.]()
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~ Albert BrooksIf we actually find advanced life on another planet I wonder whether they'll be as obsessed with their own genitals as we are. -
![People always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are....all bought and paid for.]()
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~ Dolly PartonPeople always ask me if they're mine. Yes, they are....all bought and paid for. -
![I was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said, `Is everything a joke with you?`]()
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~ Jeffrey RossI was dating this girl for a while, and the first time she saw me naked, she said, "Is everything a joke with you?" -
![I have little feet because nothing grows in the shade.]()
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~ Dolly PartonI have little feet because nothing grows in the shade. -
![My breasts are so versatile now- I can wear them down, up, or side by side.]()
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~ Cybill ShepherdMy breasts are so versatile now- I can wear them down, up, or side by side. -
My loins are full of anguish.
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